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Femke Stoltenborg is a Dutch volleyball player, who plays as a setter. \nShe is a member of the Netherlands Women's National Team. \nShe participated at the 2010 FIVB Volleyball World Grand Prix, and 2017 FIVB Volleyball World Grand Prix.
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Independent Nature 2002–2007 is a compilation album released by Ontario blackened doom metal band Woods of Ypres in 2009. The only compilation released by Woods of Ypres, this album was both the band's first release after relocating to Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario in 2008 and their last full-length release through Krankenhaus Records. Four songs each from Woods of Ypres' first three albums were included on this CD, and were presented in chronological order, documenting notable tracks from the band's early black metal-centric era.
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