{"type":"programming","setup":"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None that's a hardware problem","id":24}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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Refat Mustafaev was a Crimean Tatar communist who served as a regional party secretary and battalion commissar in the Crimean resistance during World War II. After the Nazi troops were forced out of Crimea he was still subject to deportation to Kokand in the Surgun, forcing him to live away from him homeland of Crimea for the rest of his life because of his Crimean Tatar nationality. He was an activist for the right of return from the early days of the Crimean Tatar civil rights movement.
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