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Ítalo Argentino Luder was an Argentine Justicialist Party politician. As provisional president of the Argentine Senate, Luder served as the acting President of Argentina from 13 September 1975 until 16 October 1975, deputizing for Isabel Perón. Luder was also the Justicialist Party's 1983 presidential candidate, a National Deputy, one of Carlos Menem's defense ministers, and Argentina's ambassador to France.
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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